Torremolinos, Costa del Sol, Spain
Travel memory: This memory comes
with a small grimace, a bit of a shudder and a rueful giggle...
Please cast your mind back to the
posting I made of how I had a wee bit of trouble figuring out how to
get to, and then later how to get home from, the whitewashed, cliff
side village of Mijas. Although those adventures ended happily my
trials were not yet over for the day. In fact, one more 'mishap' was
in store for me before my head hit the pillow.
What could have happened, you inquire anxiously?
Well, picture now one of my fellow tour members
Ellen and I arriving back to the hotel after having had to walk a
slightly greater distance than should have been necessary had I been
paying better attention. We were not footsore (we didn't have to
walk that far!) but we were
tired. We spied other group travellers – Ruth and Jim enjoying a
drink and a bite to eat in the hotel's cafe.
Just
the ticket after our busy, eventful day!
I
asked if we could join them and they graciously agreed.
Yes?
So? Where's the problem? What happened?
Well,
I ordered a lovely glass of white wine, perfect for the end of the
evening, the end of, actually, a thoroughly lovely day in glorious
Mijas. I got my glass, took a sip and then reached over and popped a
couple of small nuts, nibbles on the table into my mouth.
OR,
to be strictly accurate, what I thought
were small nuts, nibbles on the table.
To my horror (not quite
instant enough for my liking) they were, in fact, the chewed pits of
olives, originally gnawed on my Ruth and Jim.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes,
feel free to shake your head. What
was that woman thinking of?
I
spit them out and my companions, silently stunned for a second, burst
into laughter.
The
icing on the proverbial cake, however, was that across the room the
waiter had witnessed me popping these already chewed pits into my
mouth. He hastily filled a cup with fresh, whole olives – olives
NOT already chewed or sucked on by others – and scurried over and
presented them directly to me in an elegant and grand gesture.
(Oh
dear. This
could only happen to me.)
What
can I say?
I did the only thing possible.
I took one of the offered olives.
I
felt I had to.
Hope
you giggled. Enjoy now a few more pictures of Mijas. Do click on
them.
Okay, that is just gross. :)
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Imagine my horror at the time. :)
DeleteOh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Made for laugh, though, and I certainly don't keep these 'mishaps' of mine secret! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...